My house is going to be on Austin's Modern Home Tour next weekend along with fifteen other interesting houses that are most likely vacant and for sale. (The house is neither vacant nor for sale, so those purported 3,000 tour participants better not be poking their noses in cupboards, gawdammit.)

If you want, you can pay $25 to come see it.

Or you can, you know, just ask me and I'll give you a tour for freesies.